How I remember Hannibal episodes

Aperitif: duh.
Amuse-Bouche: MUSHROOM GARDEN
Potage: Cannibal graffiti
Oeuf: Bryan hacked it to pieces
Coquilles: I WISH I COULD UNSEE THOSE MEAT WINGS
Entrée: Izzard! o/
Sorbet: PERFECTION
Fromage: I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE DEAD, WILL KUN
Trou Normand: Totem pole
Buffet Froid: oh man that lovely scene under the bed
Roti: “I SAID IT WAS MILD”
Releves: THIS. GIRL. IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIRE.
Savoreux: [BULLROAR WENDIGO] also ear
Kaiseki: “THE LIGHT FROM FRIENDSHIP WON’T REACH US IN A MILLION YEARS” [TURN DOWN FOR WHAT]
Sakizuke: no no he’s tearing his skin off HE’S TEARING HIS OWN SKIN OFF UUUUUUUGH
Hassun: butt check
Takiawase: Beverly NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mukozuke: GAY HAWKS
Futamono: my Sorbet of season 2
Yakimono: lol chilton fuck your life
Su-Zakana: TURDUCKEN.
Shiizakana: buster has returned from the wars
Naka-choko: NAKA-CHOKE-ON-MY-DIIIIIIIIICK
Ko No Mono: THE FUCKER STABBED HIS CHAIR
Tome Wan: Mason the fuckboy gets et
Mizumono: WE DO NOT SPEAK THIS EPISODE’S NAME
Antipasto: nekkid hannibal SCARF DAD
Primavera: ABIGAIL LIVES oh wait
Secondo: chiyoh the mischa
Aperitivo: murder husbands fantasy *_*
Contorno: BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY
Dolce: hannibal stop hannibal you idiot STOP
Digestivo: the most amazing hannibal bdsm episode of them all
The Great Red Dragon: RICHARD “TINY UNDERPANTS” ARMITAAAAGE
And the Woman Clothed with the Sun…: “YOU CALLED US MURDER HUSBANDS”
And the Woman Clothed in Sun: rip neal frank, the only character on “hannibal” who knew he was on “hannibal”
…And the Beast from the Sea: MOLLY IS A BADASS
And the Number of the Beast is 666…: DRAGON’S KISS
The Wrath of the Lamb: I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME / MY HOPES, MY DREAMS / MY FANNNTASIIIIIIIIIES YEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEE

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