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vampireapologist:

date idea: i take u out to the woods at 1 am. it’s pitch black. we turn off our flashlight. i do my best coyote call. 15 coyotes immediately call back, from every direction. “it’s okay” i tell you “they won’t come any closer so don’t wor-oh” I say “that last one wasn’t a coyote” you ask me what it is. I don’t know, and I know every animal call. I tell you we better get going. We don’t go back to those woods.

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