Author: mostllynature
11:50 AM – 10 Sep 2015 (via Twitter / ふ み な @Fuuut_09)
The Lord of the Puddle has Awoken.
That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then
this was so pure
Never gets old 😂
cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass
This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever
ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES
Christopher friggin Walken.
Why does Christopher Walken’s description of emotional energy sound like an MMORPG class write up.
Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans
Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean
You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean
This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.
marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think
I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”
mostllynature 