Author: mostllynature
Hannibal Lecter taking his shoes off so he can make a silent approach and slipping on the hardwood floor because his socks have no traction.
someone asks me what a lichen is. i explain that a lichen is a community of fungus that gets its energy by farming the algal cells it provides with shelter. “this is what one looks like” I say, putting my foot on a chair and rolling up my pant leg. there is a small blue lichen tattooed there. “there are lots of different types” I say, rolling up my pant leg further. there is a larger lichen there. it is not a tattoo. I roll up my pant leg further. there is a huge diversity of lichens living on my leg. my skin is bark. they have been growing there peacefully for centuries,
i don’t know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen
will anything ever be as iconic and savage as when sally jackson, percy jackson’s mother, used the decapitated head of the medusa to turn her abusive husband to stone, and then sold him as a statue to an art gallery to critical acclaim and used the resulting funds to pay to attend college and start her dream life as a writer
Not only did Keiynan Lonsdale just release a song called Kiss the Boy just a couple of weeks after the release of his movie Love, Simon but also Hayley Kiyoko’s debut album is coming out this week wow what a great month to be gay
me: im not emo anymore
playlist: black dress-
me: WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH I GOT THE BREATH OF A LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH AND SHE’S AN ACTRESS (ACTRESS) BUT SHE AIN’T GOT NO NEED SHE’S GOT MONEY FROM HER PARENTS AND A TRUST FUND BACK EAST T-T-T-TONGUES (TONGUES) ALWAYS PRESSED TO YA CHEEK. WHILE MY TONGUE IS ON THE INSIDE OF SOME OTHER GIRL’S TEETH. SO TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND (BOYFRIEND) IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF, THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCAREDA HIM-
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