Author: mostllynature

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood Â
Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.
some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water
person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?
I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS
This is so funny both with and without context
I forgot to add the picture


















