Author: mostllynature

sleepybis:

rainbow road is so hard bc it symbolizes the struggle of the lgbt+ community. in this essay i will be-

itagnola:

can’t wait to be making breakfast for my wife while she sits on the kitchen counter in my sweatshirt and underwear

me: say it— i need to hear those three words
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me, shedding tears: i love you too

itsaruse:

edromyheart:

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳