nowindnow:

Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk

tredlocity:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

essiecatter:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

Welcome to my

*grabs your dick and twists it like an Indian sunburn*

TWISTED mind

This is a post for Bigmeatted individuals. Smallmeats don’t interact

why would you make a post youre excluded from

This was supposed to be private

I didn’t say this

descartesandthosecars:

Hayley Kiyoko is out there living the dream: rocks up at a party wearing dope ass Hawaiian shirts, dancing around with a whole back up crew to a gay bop to make some chick jealous only to leave her hot and bother on the bathroom counter bc she can do better. Talk about gay icon

quiescens:

leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

those born under the sign of the bees:

• have emotions
• think thoughts
• is likely introverted or extroverted
• has at least a few friends
• was born at some point