i like being complimented on my eyes and on my oral sex techniques
Author: mostllynature

I’m writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”
the odyssey be like
hmmmm i wonder how hozier, an irish guy, became aware of the shrike, a bird native to north america?
hold on
i’ve seen this bird before
you have to be kidding me
local fae writes hauntingly beautiful song, reveals it was inspired by a meme. unbelievable.
(jolts up awake) oh FUCK i need to appreciate and love my friends!!!!!! (sprints into the woods)











