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onlyjimfromit:

I intend on cosplaying Kuzco this summer, and I innocently googled “llama costume” and I feel like a whole new world has opened up before me. What a time to be alive.

Have you ever cried bc of a llama in a lobster costume bc i have and i dont want to be alone in this

everythingfox:

Top quality pillow

candykaiju:

r u for real

kevinmcclain:

I’m so sorry

chipsprites:

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

hunger-of-a-dreamer:

…. everything about this is absolutely perfect

cthuhlusanders:

Fucking superb you funky little death omen

pokemon-personalities:

u know what’s really fun and in style right now? making others feel loved and valued

justnoodlefishthings:

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump