by Ales Gola
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I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made
breakinge news
feets
Cheap/Free/Easy Date Ideas
Go to a furniture store and pretend to shop for our future home
Sit on the dock and dip our feet in the river
Go skating at the rink
Eat ice cream in the park
Make a blanket fort at home
Drive out to the country side and star gaze
Look at dinosaur bones at the museum
Go to the observatory
Make a fire by the beach and roast marshmallows
Write our names on the rocks by the river
Make pizza from scratch together
Do each others makeup and nails
Bring a blanket and flashlight to the park and sit on the play ground and tell spooky stories
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
- I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
- “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
- I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
- There are no gods here
- Do I look like the kind of man who dies
- God’s dead and soon we will be too
- I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
- This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
- Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
- God wishes he were me
- One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts
The Florida Museum of Natural History also has a new special exhibit about Permian fossils!! The Permian period was from about 298.9 – 251.9 Mya. It was a time before any dinosaurs. It was when strange reptiles and giant amphibians ruled the Earth.
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