haiku-robot:

wandaluvstacos:

okayysophia:

I’m not 40 not even 30 (give me another year) but honestly all I would say is “roasted vegetables are so good, try that shit”.

But I guess if you wanna be all DEEP about it or somethin…

but i guess if you

wanna be all deep about

it or somethin…


^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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kramergate:

skarchomp:

kramergate:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

sorry to mildly derail tim but like as a kid all the way through my teenage years i watched tons of animal planet and became stuck on the very idea of komodo dragons to the point where if i was watching any kind of nature documentary, any at all, i could not absorb information because i would simply be thinking “if a komodo dragon wanted to kill me theres nothing i could do about it. feasibly, for some freak reason, a komodo dragon could walk into my house, my abode, my terrain, and kill me, and me, a human with opposable thumbs and the ability to use tools and fire, i could do nothing about it. i could do nothing about it”

that was the ape part of your brain talking, i assume you lost that as you grew up

you would assume wrong