i like being complimented on my eyes and on my oral sex techniques

I’m writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”
the odyssey be like
hmmmm i wonder how hozier, an irish guy, became aware of the shrike, a bird native to north america?
hold on
i’ve seen this bird before
you have to be kidding me
local fae writes hauntingly beautiful song, reveals it was inspired by a meme. unbelievable.
(jolts up awake) oh FUCK i need to appreciate and love my friends!!!!!! (sprints into the woods)











