Team Mystic: im gay
Team Instinct: hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens
Team Valor: [muffled sound of ‘Gasolina’ playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE
Tag: tru
the signs as websites
aries: fanfiction.net
taurus: 4chan
gemini: wikipedia
cancer: tumblr
leo: buzzfeed
virgo: neopets
libra: youtube
scorpio: amazon
sagittarius: twitter
capricorn: pornhub
aquarius: etsy
pisces: facebook