I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.
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forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours
huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHART’S BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCE
It’s kind of even better than that.
They actually didn’t find new bones. Rather, a forensic scientist re-examined measurements taken from bones found on Nikumamoru Island back in 1940. The bones were originally examined by some dude back in 1941 who unequivocally concluded they had to belong to a “short, stocky male” because there’s no way they could belong to some
fearless globe-trotting adventurerdelicate woman. Using new techniques to examine the measurements, the scientist has concluded with 99% certainly the Nikumamoru bones belonged to Eartheart.So yeah, basically Earheart’s disappearance was only a “mystery” for like eighty years because of lowkey sexism and shitty science. And now we more or less know the truth. On International Women’s Day.
I think I was born in the wrong generation. Wish I coulda been a 24ft tall fungus spire in the Silurian Period.
Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh.
time: *makes me bolder*
children: *get older*
me: *gets older too*
Me on like the third day of my period: Have u ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears kinda brown and it’s got like, gooey bits and I’m so bloated
Teach your children to appreciate nature and love their bodies and most importantly, to keep an open mind towards things and people they don’t understand.

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace
me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building