just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

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How nice! You decide to help the bird cook you a hearty pasta dinner, turn to page 34

You don’t trust this bird or his tiny kitchen. Make a run for it by jumping out the window into the cold dark night, turn to page 61

srsfunny:

They’re Trying

fangirltothefullest:

This is the kind of surrealist art joke I can get into.

sir-thursday:

x-file:

sir-thursday:

Sir that is too big a bite

Don’t tell him what to do

He is causing a scene

phonebooth

licensetocannibalize:

Hannibal: uplecter

FBI Tip Line: what the fuck is uplecter?

Hannibal: oh, you know, not much. chillin, killin, grillin up the organs of my victims

mygayisshowing:

Me watching anything with a kick ass female lead: Ha im gay